Las Vegas was a heck of a lot of fun but it's also kinda nice to be back home in my own bed with my own things. I'm sure you all missed me terribly. Don't worry, Nyx is back home and ready to party with all of you. So, tell me what has been happening of late? Have you all be been behaving? I hope not. You don't want to disappoint me.

In other news, anyone want to give me a grand homecoming?

That was a fucking nightmare.

Power went out just as the place was starting to get packed and people were starting to get sloshed. Band stopped, dancing stopped and so did the orders for drinks. They all started to leave, which was annoying but then some of those punks decided to try and steal some of my things. Let's just say that I can still see pretty well in the dark and there was a cue stick on the pool table.

All I lost tonight was the cue stick.


Nevertheless, I couldn't get a fucking taxi because everyone was trying to get home so I started walking. In the rain. Now I'm all wet and I've dripped all over the floor and the carpet and I'm going to have to get this professionally fixed and now my battery on this thing is starting to die. Plus it's fucking cold in this apartment - even if the windows are closed.

I'm going to take a shower and try to There is no fucking hot water.

I've served over 2000 drinks, put out more than 500 bowls of pretzels and thrown over a hundred people out of the club. Granted, not all of them necessarily warranted a hasty exit other than, well, existing. They keep on coming and it's great. The money's good at this thing. I might indulge myself on something after the Saturday rush this weekend. What is the question.

The best thing about living a nocturnal lifestyle is that I get to sleep in in the mornings. Fact of the matter is, though, I'd rather be doing something else than sleeping. Come on, boys, don't disappoint me. Especially since the good ol' husband does it so well.

And the lot of you promised all sorts of things last week, whatever happened to all those promises? Tsk, tsk. Shame on you for getting my hopes up that you were actually a sort of interesting bunch.

Great. I can at least listen to the noise outside my bedroom window and not have my ears bleed. Thank Chaos for such small favors. So, other than keep out of each others' ways, what do you lugs do for fun around here?

I'm supposed to be running the show at a night club later on, so that ought to be fun. Other than that, though, coz that's supposed to be "work," what can a girl do to enjoy herself in this city? In short, who do I have to shag to have some fun around here? Or kill, that works too.

All right, so I noticed that all of you had gone missing and that was fine. It caused some trouble back home, but that was fine. Because, really, it isn't as if most of you have any real use anyway. What I did not expect was to find myself here with all of you cretins. Cronus had better prepare himself because I am going to kick his fucking ass to Hades and back when I get out of here. This is not something you dare do to me. There is going to be a shitload to pay.


Might as well do a head count while I'm here. Any of you my kids? Speak up and be accounted for. Otherwise, piss off.


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Erebus, you have all of five seconds to get your ass out of that harlot's apartment and into your own place before I come up there and make you. If you think for one second I'm going to let you embarrass me like this, you've got another thing coming. I don't give a fuck as to who you sleep with, but shacking up with her is a completely different story entirely. Get your fucking act straight before I straighten it for you.

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ADDENDUM: SACRED FUCKING SHIT! WHAT THE HADES IS THAT NOISE? I THINK MY GODSDAMNED EARS ARE FUCKING BLEEDING. OH FOR CHAOS' SAKE, I THINK MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

Erebus Husband. Yay, free sex.

Eris Quite possibly one of the more favorite children. She's got a backbone and got spunk and gets her job done. Nyx was very proud of the Trojan War, brilliant.

Hera Godsdamned bitch. Nyx is tired of having this one send her little Iris to impersonate her and trick her children. She thought it was funny that her kids were being stupid but it got really old really fast and now she's just annoyed with Hera.

Hypnos She sort of thinks this one is a bit of a sissy, though he's got a pretty awesome pantheon. Thinks the wife is sort of strange.

Thanatos Sissy's twin brother. Twin sissy. Non-violent death? Nyx sighs.

Zeus She lets him do what he wants with the mortals and with the other gods but he better stay out of her way. She won't tolerate him unless he's being agreeable.

.the myth;
» God(dess): Nyx
» Reference: Nyx on Wikipedia || Nyx on Theoi
» Family: {father} Chaos; {spouse} Erebus
» Played By: Eva Green
( Night, the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive. )